Interpretive dance: Boring
Interpretive dance involving food: Boring
Forcing senior citizens to watch: Stone cold genius.
I have long admired this series of videos, and the fact that 2 of the 5 videos are lost to the mysts of time may be the biggest tragedy in the entire history of intelligent life.

Page statistics of no interest to anyone, including myself
- Number of Nobel Prizes Frank Pacholski has won: 0
- Number of Nobel Prizes Frank Pacholski should have won: All of them
- Food I will be avoiding for a while: Game hens